The Marine Salamander of Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Salamander with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 990 million oceanic-arctizians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwater Moskow. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming oceanic-arctizian economy, worth 92.8 trillion labor-vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,736 labor-vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean's national animal is the catfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is ranked 296,994^th in the world and 5,893^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.86 flags saluted per person per day.