Population | 3.839 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Candy Cane |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Ocean beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.839 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Ocyanian economy, worth 788 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 205,448 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ocean beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Ocean beetles is ranked 3,366th in the world and 7th in World of Beetles for Smartest Citizens, with 151.59 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Ocean beetles, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
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Ocean beetles, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
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Ocean beetles, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
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Ocean beetles, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
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Ocean beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Ocean beetles, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
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Ocean beetles, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
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Ocean beetles, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
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Ocean beetles, Santa Claus can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
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Ocean beetles, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.