The Republic of Oahn2 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.347 billion Oahn2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oahn2ian economy, worth 372 trillion second best currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 111,369 second best currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mass shootings have become the new normal, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oahn2's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oahn2 is ranked 171,053^rd in the world and 292^nd in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,304.09 Standard Monetary Units.