NATION

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YOU SHALL OBEY! fear
Most Extreme: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30thMost Devout: 94th
The Holy Black Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
2nd in Command
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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O B E Y

Population3.663 billion

Capitalcapital punishment
Leaderfear
FaithTerryism

Currencytax dollar
Animallaw

The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.663 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,378 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the capital punishment Natural History Museum, the nation is under martial law, missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows, and tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 95,749th in the world and 10th in TERRY for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 908.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Extreme: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30thMost Devout: 94thMost Authoritarian: 166thLowest Crime Rates: 242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 307thMost Conservative: 330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 413thBest Weather: 419thMost Corrupt Governments: 437thLargest Governments: 627thHighest Poor Incomes: 735thMost Beautiful Environments: 811thMost Advanced Public Education: 936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,621stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,678thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,697thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,773rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,012thHighest Average Incomes: 2,340thLargest Black Market: 2,447thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,771stNudest: 3,438thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,075thMost Efficient Economies: 4,804thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,920thHighest Economic Output: 15,065thMost Developed: 15,487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,804th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : O B E Y was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the capital punishment Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the police motto is "to protect and not to serve".
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the nation is proudly the least fertile in TERRY.
  • : O B E Y was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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