NATION

PASSWORD

YOU SHALL OBEY! fear
Most Extreme: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14thMost Devout: 49th
The Holy Black Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Powerbroker
2nd in Command
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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O B E Y

Population5.393 billion

Capitalcapital punishment
Leaderfear
FaithTerryism

Currencytax dollar
Animallaw

The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.393 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,161 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 222,942nd in the world and 7th in TERRY for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -32.03 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Extreme: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14thMost Devout: 49thLowest Crime Rates: 103rdMost Authoritarian: 162ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206thBest Weather: 212thMost Corrupt Governments: 254thLargest Governments: 302ndMost Conservative: 306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 325thMost Beautiful Environments: 390thHighest Poor Incomes: 500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 520thMost Advanced Public Education: 523rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,011thHealthiest Citizens: 1,015thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,407thHighest Average Incomes: 1,492ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,713thLargest Black Market: 2,115thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,031stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,378thNudest: 4,226thSmartest Citizens: 7,463rdHighest Economic Output: 8,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,344thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,768thTop
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Most Developed: 12,386thMost Stationary: 19,457thMost Influential: 20,825th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
  • : Following new legislation in O B E Y, the horniness of the great-horned law is considered a national priority.

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