Population | 8.842 billion |
Capital | ΛTHΞR |
Currency | Spade |
Animal | Nythinian trash panda |
The Republic of Nythi is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.842 billion Nivilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ΛTHΞR. The average income tax rate is 81.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Nivilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion Spades a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,847 Spades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, war criminals are given full state funerals, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nythi's national animal is the Nythinian trash panda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Nythi is ranked 14,537th in the world and 186th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,418.5 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
- : Nythi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Nythi, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.