The Cyberpunk Nightmare of Nyain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Yamamoto with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.571 billion Nyainese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Miyako. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyainese economy, worth 395 trillion ₿itcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,891 ₿itcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, a third of Nyainese are e-certified CEOs, and the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyain's national animal is the Kookaburra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jhinto.

Nyain is ranked 282,021^st in the world and 8^th in The SCP Foundation for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.