The Queendom of Nurse Astrid is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.068 billion Nurse Astridians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nurse Astridian economy, worth 175 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,134 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nurse Astrid's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nurse Astrid is ranked 264,683^rd in the world and 1^st in Shopkins for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,634.26 Standard Monetary Units.