Population | 3.899 billion |
Currency | Card |
Animal | Kuriboh |
The Republic of Number 96 Dark Mist is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.899 billion Number 96 Dark Mistians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Number 96 Dark Mistian economy, worth 419 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,615 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Number 96 Dark Mist's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Number 96 Dark Mist is ranked 209,653rd in the world and 5,696th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 37.3998371752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Number 96 Dark Mist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Number 96 Dark Mist's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Number 96 Dark Mist's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Number 96 Dark Mist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
- : Number 96 Dark Mist was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
- : Number 96 Dark Mist was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.