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Most Secular: 8,479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,053rdMost Patriotic: 13,217th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Minnow
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Number 96 Dark Mist

Population3.899 billion

CurrencyCard
AnimalKuriboh

The Republic of Number 96 Dark Mist is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.899 billion Number 96 Dark Mistians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Number 96 Dark Mistian economy, worth 419 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,615 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Number 96 Dark Mist's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Number 96 Dark Mist is ranked 209,653rd in the world and 5,696th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 37.3998371752 days.

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Most Secular: 8,479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,053rdMost Patriotic: 13,217thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,126thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,883rdLargest Black Market: 20,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,246thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 26,420thMost Developed: 27,701stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,048thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,194th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 73rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 171st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 206th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 231st in the regionLargest Black Market: 282nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 353rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 355th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 389th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 405th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 427th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 538th in the regionLargest Governments: 595th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 613th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 663rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 681st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 712th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 722nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 832nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Number 96 Dark Mist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Number 96 Dark Mist's influence in Suspicious rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Number 96 Dark Mist's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Number 96 Dark Mist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Number 96 Dark Mist was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Number 96 Dark Mist was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Number 96 Dark Mist, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.

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