The Most Serene Republic of Nulla libertatis is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 272 million Nulla libertatisians, 62 million of whom are zombies, enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nulla libertatisian economy, worth 47.2 trillion Fenics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 75,685 Fenics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the new one Fenics coin also makes a handy throwing-star, visiting the best Nulla libertatisian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nulla libertatis's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nulla libertatis is ranked 235,030^th in the world and 6^th in Montressos for Most Patriotic, with 5.55 flags saluted per person per day.