The Commonwealth of Nui-Zieland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister of Nui-Zieland with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.254 billion Nui-Zielanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The powerhouse Nui-Zieland economy, worth 980 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 105,958 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,922 per year while the poor average 22,074, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, most ambassadors from Nui-Zieland retire only a few years after being appointed, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Nui-Zieland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nui-Zieland's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Nui-Zieland is ranked 33,450^th in the world and 1^st in 1st Lutheran Christian Community for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,364.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.