Population | 11.454 billion |
Capital | Nuevo Castille |
Leader | Último Caballero |
Currency | Fract |
Animal | Loon |
The Community of Nuevo Nuevo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Último Caballero with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.454 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Castille. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Nuevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Fracts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 97,181 Fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Time flies when you're not having fun, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, untold millions of Fracts are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nuevo Nuevo is ranked 13,422nd in the world and 28th in Canada for Nicest Citizens, with 27.46 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nuevo Nuevo, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Following new legislation in
Nuevo Nuevo, untold millions of Fracts are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
- : Following new legislation in
Nuevo Nuevo, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.
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Nuevo Nuevo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality and Highest Poor Incomes.
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Nuevo Nuevo, time flies when you're not having fun.
- : Following new legislation in
Nuevo Nuevo, Nuevan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in
Nuevo Nuevo, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
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Nuevo Nuevo was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
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Nuevo Nuevo, the default state for Nuevo Nuevo is default.
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Nuevo Nuevo, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.