The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 95 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.776 billion NSC Puppet 95ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,439 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 95's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NSC Puppet 95 is ranked 26,676th in the world and 243rd in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 55.95 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NSC Puppet 95, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
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NSC Puppet 95 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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NSC Puppet 95, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
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NSC Puppet 95, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license.
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NSC Puppet 95 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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NSC Puppet 95, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
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NSC Puppet 95, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
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NSC Puppet 95, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
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NSC Puppet 95, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
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NSC Puppet 95, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.