NATION

PASSWORD

I have too many puppets
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,700th
The Incorporated States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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NSC Puppet 95

Population7.776 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 95 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.776 billion NSC Puppet 95ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,439 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 95's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 95 is ranked 26,676th in the world and 243rd in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 55.95 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,700thMost Devout: 3,020thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 4,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,309thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,859thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,329thLargest Black Market: 6,557thMost Cultured: 6,772ndFattest Citizens: 6,797thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,865thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,885thMost Efficient Economies: 7,378thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,652ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,847thLargest Governments: 11,221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,390thNudest: 13,379thHighest Average Incomes: 13,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,197thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,719thMost Developed: 20,795thHighest Economic Output: 21,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,518thSmartest Citizens: 26,676thMost Income Equality: 28,432ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 32,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33,755th
Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 246th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • : NSC Puppet 95 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license.
  • : NSC Puppet 95 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 95, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.

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