The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 94 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.41 billion NSC Puppet 94ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,506 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 94's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 94 is ranked 288,839^th in the world and 2,520^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,461.91 Standard Monetary Units.