The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 91 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.686 billion NSC Puppet 91ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,092 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", and "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 91's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 91 is ranked 17,975^th in the world and 1,818^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.