Population | 7.493 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 87 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.493 billion NSC Puppet 87ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 87ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,681 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 87's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 87 is ranked 310,149th in the world and 1,302nd in Two for Most Secular, with 2 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 87, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.