The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 87 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.493 billion NSC Puppet 87ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 87ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,681 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 87's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 87 is ranked 310,149^th in the world and 1,302^nd in Two for Most Secular, with 2 Atheism Rate.