The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 77 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.464 billion NSC Puppet 77ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 77ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,774 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, and NSC Puppet 77ians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 77's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 77 is ranked 100,489^th in the world and 1,015^th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,195.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.