The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 70 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.697 billion NSC Puppet 70ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 70ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,286 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 515,003 per year while the poor average 47,652, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive, and the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 70's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 70 is ranked 11,185^th in the world and 248^th in Two for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,462.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.