The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 66 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.385 billion NSC Puppet 66ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 66ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,275 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, and the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 66's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 66 is ranked 310,177^th in the world and 1,310^th in Two for Most Secular, with 1.99 Atheism Rate.