Population | 7.383 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 36 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.383 billion NSC Puppet 36ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 36ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,995 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 36's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NSC Puppet 36 is ranked 284,887th in the world and 2,413th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,899.7 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : NSC Puppet 36 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector, Most Scientifically Advanced, Fattest Citizens, and Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 36, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.