The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 27 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.454 billion NSC Puppet 27ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 27ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 189,686 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 27's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 27 is ranked 311,691^st in the world and 1,796^th in Two for Most Secular, with 1.48 Atheism Rate.