The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 213 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.434 billion NSC Puppet 213ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 213ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,989 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Legendary', organ donation rates have hit a new low, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 213's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 213 is ranked 208,179^th in the world and 2,016^th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 436.5 on the Hickory Productivity Index.