Population | 7.632 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 154 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.632 billion NSC Puppet 154ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 154ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,794 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, NSC Puppet 154ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 154's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 154 is ranked 6,386th in the world and 1,045th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,186.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NSC Puppet 154 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 154, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 154, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 154, NSC Puppet 154ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 154, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 154, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
- : NSC Puppet 154 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : NSC Puppet 154 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 154, even secular NSC Puppet 154ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 154, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.