The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 14 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.611 billion NSC Puppet 14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 199,805 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 14's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 14 is ranked 1,467^th in the world and 35^th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,366.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.