Population | 7.417 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 135 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.417 billion NSC Puppet 135ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 135ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,174 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, baiting is a national sport, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 135's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NSC Puppet 135 is ranked 265,506th in the world and 1,411th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,397.86 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, baiting is a national sport.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 135, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.