The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 133 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.428 billion NSC Puppet 133ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 133ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,975 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 133's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 133 is ranked 123,255^th in the world and 1,258^th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,587.5 on the Hickory Productivity Index.