The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 131 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.412 billion NSC Puppet 131ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 131ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,218 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polite commuters on the NSC Puppet 131 City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, children usually cry on their first day of school, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 131's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 131 is ranked 313,754^th in the world and 2,539^th in Two for Most Secular, with 0.98 Atheism Rate.