The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 126 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.435 billion NSC Puppet 126ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 126ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,881 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in NSC Puppet 126 City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, a government program is underway to revitalize NSC Puppet 126's beaches, and election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 126's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 126 is ranked 254,659^th in the world and 1,133^rd in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,437.29 Standard Monetary Units.