The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 102 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.717 billion NSC Puppet 102ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 102ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,089 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 102's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 102 is ranked 10,612^th in the world and 710^th in Two for Largest Governments, scoring 35.54 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.