The Incorporated States of NSC95 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.544 billion NSC95ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 88.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,491 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,678 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC95's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC95 is ranked 51,765^th in the world and 1,534^th in Two for Most Patriotic, with 32.68 flags saluted per person per day.