The Incorporated States of NSC168 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.259 billion NSC168ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC168ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,638 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that an NSC168ian woman's work is never done, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC168's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC168 is ranked 10,079^th in the world and 795^th in Two for Nudest, with 1,007.5 cheeks per square mile.