The Incorporated States of NSC117 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.185 billion NSC117ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC117ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 192,938 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,017 per year while the poor average 38,822, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates, and a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC117's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC117 is ranked 171,075^th in the world and 291^st in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,307.77 Standard Monetary Units.