The Nationalist Union of Nozfarkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khârn I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.177 billion Nozfarkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helcaraxe. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nozfarkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,288 trillion Nozfarkian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 290,966 Nozfarkian Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,719,638 per year while the poor average 2,689, a ratio of 1,011 to 1.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Nozfarkia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Nozfarkia is ranked 330,079^th in the world and 16,071^st in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 38 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.