The Free Land of Noweyr is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nowanin Particulah with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.773 billion Noweyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anyweyr. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noweyrian economy, worth 433 trillion zeroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,956 zeroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, there's a bright dawn ahead for Noweyr, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Noweyr's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Noweyr is ranked 322,842^nd in the world and 316^th in Refugia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.