NATION

PASSWORD

God, Fatherland, Liberty
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,152ndMost Primitive: 5,307thMost Conservative: 11,669th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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Novus Regnio of Asturios

Population315 million

CapitalCadez

CurrencyPeseta
AnimalWhite Lion

The Holy Empire of Novus Regnio of Asturios is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 315 million Asturians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadez. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Novus Regnio of Asturiosian economy, worth 14.9 trillion Pesetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,209 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novus Regnio of Asturios's national animal is the White Lion.

Novus Regnio of Asturios is ranked 5,307th in the world and 2nd in Catholic Defense Order for Most Primitive, scoring 120.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,152ndMost Primitive: 5,307thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 11,669thMost Authoritarian: 13,864thMost Devout: 15,755th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novus Regnio of Asturios, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Novus Regnio of Asturios, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Novus Regnio of Asturios's influence in Catholic Defense Order rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Novus Regnio of Asturios, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Novus Regnio of Asturios, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Novus Regnio of Asturios was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Novus Regnio of Asturios, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in Novus Regnio of Asturios, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Asturians.
  • : Novus Regnio of Asturios was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Novus Regnio of Asturios, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.

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