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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 591stMost Pacifist: 622nd
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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November beetles

Population3.899 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of November beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.899 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Novymbian economy, worth 781 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 200,352 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber, and atheists on vacation find Athyism's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. November beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

November beetles is ranked 228,432nd in the world and 14th in World of Beetles for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 591stMost Pacifist: 622ndSafest: 667thNicest Citizens: 676thLeast Corrupt Governments: 709thLargest Welfare Programs: 801stMost Inclusive: 925thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,368thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,508thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,546thBest Weather: 1,653rdHighest Food Quality: 1,791stLargest Governments: 2,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,074thHealthiest Citizens: 2,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,526thLowest Crime Rates: 2,565thMost Developed: 2,633rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,144thMost Secular: 3,474thSmartest Citizens: 3,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,165thMost Cultured: 4,231stMost Efficient Economies: 4,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,229thHighest Average Incomes: 7,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,755thMost Income Equality: 12,061st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, atheists on vacation find Athyism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber.
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable".
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : November beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in November beetles, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.

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