The Commonwealth of Novegia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Minister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.071 billion Novegians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queningrad. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Novegian economy, worth 847 trillion boxings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,785 boxings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Novegia's national animal is the barn owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novegia is ranked 197,799^th in the world and 1,488^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.74 Crimes Per Hour.