The Commonwealth of Novacriboutit is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 73 million Novalbionics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 10.5%.

The thriving Novalbionic economy, worth 6.06 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,958 Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Novacriboutit's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Novacriboutit is ranked 259,013^th in the world and 504^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Extreme, scoring 9.37 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.