The Constitutional Monarchy of Nova vlast is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Count Karl Von Blumann with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 13.607 billion Nova vlastians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novy hrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova vlastian economy, worth a remarkable 2,951 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,888 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

No one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and Count Karl Von Blumann's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova vlast's national animal is the Lion and Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Nordic Progressive Church.

Nova vlast is ranked 1,501^st in the world and 1^st in The Austro German Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 155.6 law-abiding acts per hour.