The Commonwealth of Nova Klarnistria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Baran Emre with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.043 billion Klarsmen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anhar. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nova Klarnistrian economy, worth 172 trillion Klarnistrian Klars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 84,574 Klarnistrian Klars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Klarnistria's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Camelism.

Nova Klarnistria is ranked 74,502^nd in the world and 1,119^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 84,574.57 Standard Monetary Units.