The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joshua Disraeli with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.636 billion Northern Seleucians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Seleucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 376,627 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, and possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Seleucia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Northern Seleucia is ranked 2,038^th in the world and 1^st in Alesia for Most Avoided, scoring 400 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.