The Dominion of Northern Ram Tarn Ree is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 707 million Northern Ram Tarn Reeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yzzah. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Northern Ram Tarn Reean economy, worth 16.9 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 23,883 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Ram Tarn Ree's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Northern Ram Tarn Ree is ranked 329,805th in the world and 201st in The Black Hawks for Smartest Citizens, with 1.77 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Northern Ram Tarn Ree's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- :
Northern Ram Tarn Ree's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- :
Northern Ram Tarn Ree's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- :
Northern Ram Tarn Ree relocated from Lazarus to The Black Hawks.
- : Following new legislation in
Northern Ram Tarn Ree, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in
Northern Ram Tarn Ree, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in
Northern Ram Tarn Ree, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in
Northern Ram Tarn Ree, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in
Northern Ram Tarn Ree, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
- :
Northern Ram Tarn Ree altered its national flag.