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Alltėrgether ėts bešer / Population of 5.06 million
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,243rdMost Pacifist: 4,254thSafest: 4,257th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Northern Dosletofe

Population3.425 billion

CapitalMinnow
LeaderÅmy Moulkwheiler
FaithLutheranism

Currency§lomer
AnimalArctic Swan

The Republic of Northern Dosletofe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Åmy Moulkwheiler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.425 billion Disshers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minnow. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dissish economy, worth 455 trillion §lomers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,052 §lomers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Dosletofe's national animal is the Arctic Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Northern Dosletofe is ranked 236,481st in the world and 344th in Nordic Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,243rdMost Pacifist: 4,254thSafest: 4,257thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,902ndNicest Citizens: 5,084thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,526thHealthiest Citizens: 6,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,285thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,698thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,949thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,009thMost Inclusive: 7,436thHighest Food Quality: 7,699thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,399thBest Weather: 8,589thMost Influential: 8,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,261stMost Cultured: 9,797thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,853rdMost Developed: 10,103rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,415thSmartest Citizens: 11,623rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,248thTop
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Most Secular: 13,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,145thLargest Governments: 14,219thLowest Crime Rates: 14,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,944thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,057thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,091stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,641stHighest Average Incomes: 20,840thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,127th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Income Equality: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northern Dosletofe voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Dosletofe, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas.
  • : Northern Dosletofe was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Northern Dosletofe voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Northern Dosletofe lodged a message on the Nordic Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Dosletofe, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Northern Dosletofe was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Dosletofe, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Dosletofe, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Dosletofe, snitches get riches.

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