The Federal Kingdom of Northern Celtic Regions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel O'Keith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.453 billion Celts enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Celtic economy, worth 321 trillion Skits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,205 Skits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the children of Northern Celtic Regions are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Celtic Regions's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Northern Celtic Regions is ranked 35,895^th in the world and 127^th in The Free Nations Region for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.21 bananas ingested per day.