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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Northern Borland

Population36.082 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.082 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 38,709 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,072,811 Greenbacks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,549,308 per year while the poor average 112,677, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Capitalist Paradise, and President and CEO's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 241,533rd in the world and 338th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -103.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 6thMost Armed: 6thRudest Citizens: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thMost Secular: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89thMost Rebellious Youth: 128thMost Corrupt Governments: 177thLargest Publishing Industry: 247thSmartest Citizens: 365thMost Stationary: 407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 660thMost Subsidized Industry: 896thLargest Populations: 914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,134thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,975thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,863rdLargest Black Market: 5,199thMost Influential: 6,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,642ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,221stHighest Drug Use: 17,912thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,317thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,638th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, President and CEO's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Capitalist Paradise.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, male tourists tend to be fearful of Northern Borland's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, visions of giant pink Bucks are a common side effect after Northern Borlandians eat their meals.

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