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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st Fattest Citizens: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Anarchy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Borland

Population31.459 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.459 billion Northern Borlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 31,199 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 991,739 Greenbacks, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 97th in the world and 3rd in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 2.75 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndRudest Citizens: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thMost Armed: 11thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 30thMost Secular: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 70thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97thLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thLargest Publishing Industry: 224thMost Rebellious Youth: 242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 244thHighest Poor Incomes: 258thSmartest Citizens: 330thMost Stationary: 473rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 681stLargest Populations: 989thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,338thMost Efficient Economies: 1,525thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,540thLargest Governments: 4,993rdMost Influential: 5,135th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.

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