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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Borland

Population34.885 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.885 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 36,860 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,056,629 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,842,028 per year while the poor average 96,375, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 206,945th in the world and 325th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -1276.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdRudest Citizens: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thMost Armed: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 30thMost Secular: 32ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thMost Rebellious Youth: 135thMost Corrupt Governments: 187thLargest Publishing Industry: 245thSmartest Citizens: 355thMost Stationary: 426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 670thMost Subsidized Industry: 845thLargest Populations: 929thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,023rdTop
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Largest Governments: 3,210thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,486thLargest Black Market: 4,410thMost Influential: 6,055thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,857thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,380thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,536thMost Pro-Market: 15,738thHighest Drug Use: 16,694th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Northern Borlandian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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