The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.459 billion Northern Borlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 31,199 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 991,739 Greenbacks, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 97^th in the world and 3^rd in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 2.75 million Standard Monetary Units.