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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Northern Borland

Population36.524 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.524 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 39,413 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,079,101 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,946,611 per year while the poor average 99,141, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Northern Borland, tabloids coo over President and CEO's expected child, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and the nation leads Capitalist Paradise in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 239,901st in the world and 324th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -114.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thHighest Economic Output: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 5thMost Armed: 5thRudest Citizens: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thMost Secular: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 60thMost Scientifically Advanced: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rdMost Rebellious Youth: 126thMost Corrupt Governments: 171stLargest Publishing Industry: 251stSmartest Citizens: 374thMost Stationary: 404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 679thMost Subsidized Industry: 820thLargest Populations: 912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,191stTop
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Largest Governments: 2,808thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,747thLargest Black Market: 5,461stMost Influential: 6,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,895thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,905thHighest Drug Use: 19,015thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,199thMost Pro-Market: 19,373rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation leads Capitalist Paradise in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, tabloids coo over President and CEO's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Northern Borland.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, political detractors refer to President and CEO as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.

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