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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stFattest Citizens: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Borland

Population34.466 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.466 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 36,202 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,050,384 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,778,844 per year while the poor average 96,851, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 29th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 5.78 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdRudest Citizens: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 6thMost Armed: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thHighest Crime Rates: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thMost Secular: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thLargest Agricultural Sector: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 60thMost Scientifically Advanced: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Rebellious Youth: 149thMost Corrupt Governments: 191stLargest Publishing Industry: 244thSmartest Citizens: 355thMost Stationary: 429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 912thLargest Populations: 938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,039thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,446thLargest Black Market: 4,175thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,481stMost Influential: 5,540thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,255thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,825thHighest Drug Use: 13,099thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,065thMost Pro-Market: 15,263rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, being President and CEO has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, heavily subsidised Northern Borlandian baskets litter the streets of Capitalist Paradise.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.

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