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A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st Rudest Citizens: 1st Fattest Citizens: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Anarchy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Northern Borland

Population31.85 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.85 billion Northern Borlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 31,782 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 997,873 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,563,142 per year while the poor average 89,361, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Buck hunting institutions, and it is said that a Northern Borlandian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 66th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 63,050.54 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stRudest Citizens: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Armed: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stMost Secular: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 106thLargest Publishing Industry: 224thMost Corrupt Governments: 229thMost Rebellious Youth: 238thSmartest Citizens: 339thMost Stationary: 470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 608thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657thLargest Populations: 985thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,256thMost Efficient Economies: 1,509thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,595thLargest Governments: 4,809thMost Influential: 5,189thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,302ndTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,502ndHighest Drug Use: 10,252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,846th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it is said that a Northern Borlandian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Buck hunting institutions.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the Northern Borland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Northern Borlandian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.

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