The Republic of Northeastern Italian is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Giuseppe Mattia Lorenzo with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 958 million Northeastern Italianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venice. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northeastern Italianian economy, worth 135 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,977 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, tourists call Northeastern Italianian beach towns "the fine coastline", and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeastern Italian's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northeastern Italian is ranked 48,073^rd in the world and 229^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,671.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.