The Empire of North Valeria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dystopian Emperor Rick Sanchez with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 12.222 billion North Valerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galveria. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Valerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,376 trillion Phoenixes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 194,440 Phoenixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the government has become increasingly militant, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and war is made in the name of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Valeria's national animal is the Groot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Daoism.

North Valeria is ranked 24,088^th in the world and 323^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,378.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.