Population | 1.891 billion |
Capital | New Enchiro |
Leader | Igwe Agu |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Mayene |
Animal | Orangutan |
The Federal Republic of North Mayensia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Igwe Agu with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.891 billion North Mayensians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Enchiro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.
The frighteningly efficient North Mayensian economy, worth 215 trillion Mayenes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,780 Mayenes, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
The constant playing of Merry Birthday on North Mayensian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and increasing numbers of children in North Mayensia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Mayensia's national animal is the Orangutan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
North Mayensia is ranked 76,903rd in the world and 47th in Africa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,741.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, increasing numbers of children in North Mayensia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on North Mayensian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in
North Mayensia, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Bro Kinaba,
Transvaall,
Kingdom of Saint Paul,
New Palmdale,
Kindred Commonwealth,
Borunsia, and
Nyarua.