You Can't Stop Progress Fritz Frieda Ady
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,112thMost Devout: 2,289thMost Influential: 2,739th
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North Lunch

Population2.64 billion

CapitalCity Page
LeaderFritz Frieda Ady
FaithMoonlight Night


The Empire of North Lunch is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fritz Frieda Ady with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, devout population of 2.64 billion North Lunchians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Page. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Lunchian economy, worth 451 trillion Seins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,082 Seins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, bins outnumber trees in city parks, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Lunch's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moonlight Night.

North Lunch is ranked 75,016th in the world and 3,552nd in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 48.89 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,112thMost Devout: 2,289thTop
Most Influential: 2,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,100thLowest Crime Rates: 3,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,255thBest Weather: 4,285thHealthiest Citizens: 4,290thLargest Governments: 4,443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,450thMost Inclusive: 4,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,950thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,396thHighest Food Quality: 5,595thMost Developed: 5,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,960thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,120thSafest: 6,295thMost Efficient Economies: 7,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,054thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,425thMost Patriotic: 7,535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,688thSmartest Citizens: 8,822ndNicest Citizens: 9,112thMost Cultured: 9,365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,268thHighest Average Incomes: 11,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,665thTop
Most Pacifist: 17,372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,600thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,402ndLargest Retail Industry: 21,711th
Most Devout: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionMost Developed: 172nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 173rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 201st in the regionSafest: 201st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 233rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 243rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 244th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Cultured: 272nd in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 289th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 396th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 542nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 556th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 631st in the regionMost Pacifist: 693rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 702nd in the regionMost Stationary: 892nd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,232nd in the region

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