The Democratic People's Republic of North Korean Mafia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.748 billion North Korean Mobsters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant North Korean Mafia economy, worth 30.4 trillion won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 6,406 won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korean Mafia's national animal is the Chollima, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korean Mafia is ranked 70,007^th in the world and 2,688^th in Ambition for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.