The Human Killers of North His Majestys most loyal kangaroos is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Majesty High King Bruce Kangaroo with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 14.284 billion North His Majestys most loyal kangaroosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shelia City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong North His Majestys most loyal kangaroosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion North Kangaroo pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,283 North Kangaroo pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers have seized control of the economy, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North His Majestys most loyal kangaroos's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of His Majesty High King Bruce.

North His Majestys most loyal kangaroos is ranked 298,612^th in the world and 16,787^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.